“Hey, Homer, didn’t you say if Duff Dry wins your daughter loves you?” – Barney Gumble
“Not Duff Dry, Washington!” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, okay, they’re both great teams.” – Barney Gumble
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Quote of the Day
“It is the playoffs! It’s five below! And there’s one loyal fan wearing nothing but a g-string and the team colors painted on his body.” – Brett Gunsilman
“He doesn’t look too happy.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo
“Well, maybe the paint has shut off his pores and he’s slowly suffocating. Still, that is a real fan!” – Brent Gunsilman
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“It’s time for the never tedious Super Bowl halftime show!” – Brent Gunsilman
“People of Earth, we’ve come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of peace!” – Guy in Terrible Alien Costume
♫”One two three o’clock, four o’clock, rock! Five six seven o’clock, eight o’clock, rock! Nine ten eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, rock! We’re gonna rock around the world tonight!”♫ – Singers in Terrible Alien Costumes
“Oh, this sucks! Come on, snipers, where are you?” – Bart Simpson
Enjoy Maroon 5, everybody!
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“Well, we had fun too. Right now Bart is modeling his new clothes for his friends.” – Marge Simpson
“You gotta come out sometime, Simpson.” – Kearny
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“Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?” – Barney Gumble
“Barney, are you nuts? That’s the Super Bowl! How ’bout the Sunday after that?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, my ma’s coming in from Norway, but, uh . . . what the hell.” – Barney Gumble
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“Well, I’m glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Oh my God! I forgot the game!” – Parishioner
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