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Reading Digest: Super Bowl Menagerie Edition
“It’s a touchdown for halfback Dan Beerdorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl!” – Commercial Announcer “They wanted it more.” – Moe As we here in America approach one of our most sacred high holy days,...
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Reading Digest: No End to Licensed Merchandise Edition
“Oh, Dad, you must’ve bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!” – Lisa Simpson “Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers.” – Homer Simpson This week we’ve got links to more...
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Quote of the Day
“Uh, Mom, could you loosen my blanket a little? Dad tucked me in too tight and it’s cutting off the circulation in my arms and legs.” – Lisa Simpson
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“And with the score at the half Buffalo 14, Washington 7, it’s time for the never tedious Super Bowl halftime show!” – Brent Gunsilman “People of Earth, we’ve come ten billion light years to bring you...
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“Hey, Homer, didn’t you say if Duff Dry wins your daughter loves you?” – Barney Gumble “Not Duff Dry, Washington!” – Homer Simpson “Okay, okay, they’re both great teams.” – Barney Gumble
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“It is the playoffs! It’s five below! And there’s one loyal fan wearing nothing but a g-string and the team colors painted on his body.” – Brett Gunsilman “He doesn’t look too happy.” – Smooth Jimmy...
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“It’s time for the never tedious Super Bowl halftime show!” – Brent Gunsilman “People of Earth, we’ve come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of peace!” – Guy in Terrible Alien...
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Quote of the Day
“Well, we had fun too. Right now Bart is modeling his new clothes for his friends.” – Marge Simpson “You gotta come out sometime, Simpson.” – Kearny
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“Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?” – Barney Gumble “Barney, are you nuts? That’s the Super Bowl! How ’bout the Sunday after that?” – Homer Simpson “Well, my ma’s coming in from Norway,...
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“Well, I’m glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.” – Reverend Lovejoy“Oh my God! I forgot the game!” – Parishioner
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